LiveJournal of the Vampire

It's getting to that time of year when the blasted sun seems to be around all the time. I don't mind it being a bit warmer, I have to say, but for those of us who suffer from terminal sunburn at the slightest hint of direct sunlight, it's a bit of a downer. On the plus side, it seems that there are now two undertakers within a stone's throw of my lair. It seems my efforts are being recognised.

Really need to rethink my choice of lair. A second floor flat is not really ideal for a vampire - no access to sewers or other convenient underground tunnel systems, so I'm trapped inside all day. At least with the bathroom light fiasco it's nice and dark in there - although I do have to be careful with the candles.

I am the vampire reincarnation of zorac.

Current plan: Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.